NettetJokes about parrots r/parrotjokes. Join. Hot. Hot New Top Rising. Hot New Top. Rising. card. card classic compact. 23. Posted by 11 months ago. A True Story. ... The parrot answers "The same kind of idiot that names his Rottweiler Jesus." 64. 1 comment. share. save. 313. Posted by 1 year ago. A joke older than time. NettetMoses the Parrot Joke: A robber was robbing a house and he got this big bag full of loot when all of the sudden he hears this voice Jesus is watching you so he thinks... the …
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Nettet1. sep. 2012 · The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”. “Clarence,” said the bird. “That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the … Nettet2. okt. 2013 · Parrot: The same kind of people that would name a 150-pound Rottweiler, "Jesus." The book squeezes in two dozen more gems that manage to lampoon … book greyhound trip
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Nettet31. aug. 2024 · Here are three jokes involving humans and these interesting birds. A man walked into a pet shop with the intent of buying a parrot. The shop owner then pointed out three identical parrots. The shop owner pointed to the parrot on the left and noted that it costs $500. The man asked why it was so expensive. NettetMore jokes about: dirty, medical, parrot, viagra. This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean … Nettet1. sep. 2012 · Sep 01, 2012 by Whosoever in Humor. Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!”. Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice ... book greyhound