NettetWedding Jokes - Tasters With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery? Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a … Nettet20. mai 2024 · It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner “Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce “There’s only one way to have a happy marriage, and as soon as I learn what it is, I’ll get married again.” – Clint Eastwood
Steal the Show With These Fabulous Wedding Speech Quotes
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30 Best Funny Opening Lines for Wedding Speeches
Nettet25 Funny Opening Lines for Wedding Speeches. Note: [Name] can indicate yourself, the bride/groom, the couple as a whole, or another member of the bridal party! 1. “Gosh, … NettetHere’s a light-hearted wedding speech joke that will inspire laughs but won’t hurt any feelings. “I just want to start by congratulating (previous speech giver’s Name) on their wonderful speech. I always knew it … Nettet5. apr. 2024 · “I read somewhere the perfect best man speech should last as long as it takes for the Groom to make love. So ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass to the happy couple!” “Firstly, I’d just... cornell humec majors